beachdeath:

• jeff bezos didn’t sign a pre-nup
  
• and cheated on his wife of 25 years with a married woman
• and washington state is a community property state, meaning that all assets acquired during a marriage are divided equally upon divorce
• meaning that jeff bezos has to give his wife half of his net worth
• and he is presently worth $137 billion
• and half of $137 billion is roughly
• $69 billion

canadian-kazoo-god:

salamander-is-eternal:

salamander-is-eternal:

nothing like a microwave timer to remind u that ur perception of time is shit

u set that fucker to 45 seconds, go to grab something from another room thinking ur food will be done when u get back, u get back and its’ like 31 seconds left

or you set it to 5 minutes, go to sit down, and it beeps as soon as you sit

bearmagus:

entropytea:

what the…

A jouch?

Or, if you prefer - a jofa?

Oh good there’s matching chairs. 

Jairs.

What the-

WHY?!

Cinematic Parallels

paper-mario-wiki:

paper-mario-wiki:

fooliofailure:

paper-mario-wiki:

there should be a tax that youtubers pay where 1.5% of all of their revenue goes back to Kevin Macleod for basically supplying YouTube with it’s own soundtrack.

who is this man and what music did he make???

if you hear a royalty free song on youtube, there’s approximately an 80% chance Kevin Macleod wrote it.

here’s some you’ve almost definitely heard:

for those wondering, yes, he also made THE generic royalty free song that was EVERYWHERE in 2014.